More General Grievous FactsMore General Grievous Facts by ~VVraith
General Grievous can always pick up a girl by walking up to her and saying, "I wub you."
General Grievous was not a coward in Episode III. He merely saw that Obi-wan had borrowed Chuck Norris' beard for the weekend and he did the only sensible thing he could do.
One year Santa Claus decided to take a vacation and entrusted his duties of delivering toys to kids to General Grievous. It was a very disappointing year for the kids.
General Grievous tried to market T-shirts that read "I HAVE AIDS" in big letters, but all the companies found it too tasteless to manufacture. Grievous resorted to making them himself out of old undershirts and magic markers. He then went to school playgrounds and sold them to first-graders.
General Grievous *can* stop the music.
General Grievous invented Pixy Sticks.
General Grievous always suspects the Spanish Inquisition.
General Grievous is actually the godfather of Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, founder of somethingawful.com
Today 5:40 my Dr.Midnight passed me and mom are crying I,ll be putting up all pic's I find of him (even the blurry ones). Im not planning on getting another dog till summer.